"In A Kennel In The Cargo Hold"

Airlines deserve to go out of business. Did you know that they have a policy of treating dogs like luggage and putting them in the cargo hold? Have you ever heard anything so blatantly ridiculous in your life? Maybe T.B. is making this up as an excuse for not taking me to Hawaii... maybe she has another Mingus in Hawaii that she is hiding from me ... that's impossible... there could never be "another Mingus".

Obviously, airlines are like despotic governements and Stupid Health Regulations. T.B. might have to put up with some dumbass human in the seat next to her instead of being able to buy the seat for me... there is no sense in how these humans organize regulations... well, she isn't going anywhere without me anyway, so it sounds like car travel from here on....

Mingus, the peeved consumer

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