I've learned a lot living with T.B.. I spent the weekend contemplating my own death and I made some decisions.
I'm going to assign my death and cut my losses. I'll put a downpayment on my death contract and then just before my closing date when the balance of the monies are due, I'll assign the contract to an unsuspecting and ill-informed pooch. I won't mark it up. I'll even take a loss and walk from my initial deposit.
Look, if some guy can sell his post-divorce life on E-Bay, I can sell my death at a loss!
Mingus, the contemplative
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Mingus' Assignment Opportunity
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My Contract With Death
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