T.B. accused me of being a sycophant with Auntie and Uncle Louisa-Michel since they've been orphaned by their two Black Labrador Retrievers ... all because they own a big delicious shop filled with organic treats that I could spend my retirement in and overeat, I mean oversee, the perishable stock and ensure none of it stays in the refrigerators or on the shelves past the overdue dates! I was only thinking of their well-being when I tried to weasel my way permanently into their embraces, and their grocery bags FILLED WITH TREATS T.B. NEVER, EVER BUYS FOR ME--SOME SHE NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED AND SHE CALLS HERSELF DEVOTED AND GASTRONOMICALLY ENLIGHTENED?????
Mingus, the torn between Great Loves
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Monday, June 16, 2008
Trying To Get Adopted As a Star Pet
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