I Was a Water Dog Before I Got Old

You may think that I'm just a celebrity dumbass type who never lived up to my genetic inheritance, but it isn't true... I was a fine retriever when I could still see and swim... I'm an old frivolous dog now, but I wasn't always.... I could outswim my Bitch's ex-husband while being her life raft and still be flirting with a furry bitch swimming in my vicinity.... in my day