So, in analyzing the data on the sources of my followers--and I use the term metaphorically of course--it has been revealed that one of my followers found me by googling: "Is foreplay dangerous?".... Yes, you read it right. Not, "floorplay".
We've stopped laughing now and are napping! But I'm sure we'll be laughing again soon... no, we are going to the dog park ...
Minguslove
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Thursday, October 30, 2008
How To Find My Blog
Monday, October 27, 2008
My Wife
It starts with a couple of sleep-overs, then, you aren't even allowed half of your own bed, then, the guarding and glaring at me when I'm checking out other bitches in the park, pushing them out of my eyeview, then, has to be filling more of the photo frame than me ....
No nooky of course, none....
Can I sue T.B.?
Mingus, man--oops--dog UNDER new wife's control
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Friday, October 24, 2008
How Old Am I in Human Years
I'm only 73, not 103!
The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after. I'm 14 years and 7 months old now, a mere 73 year old by The Bitch's standards.... Of course I'm going to live for her birthday, Christmas, Boxing Day, New Years, Easter, My 15th Birthday .... just a little prostate problem with the arthritis, nothing geezer men don't have to contend with ....
I admit, I'm afraid to die, for a whole lot of reasons I've told you about here before, but mostly, what if being dead is boring.... Life with T.B. isn't boring. I'm afraid of boring, not death....
Mingus, the articulate
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Infamy
Of course she's painting me and not the landscape! Sheesh! Sometimes you are just so human, T.B.!
I'm famous worldwide now you know. I even have a fan in Mongolia who said I have a nice rumproast and thinks I'd be tough but tasty.
Mingus, the naive
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Affluent vs Effluent and My Girlfriend's Butt
I may not be Chelsea's stud, but I like calling her "my girlfriend" anyway. Hopefully, she has more age appropriate choices elsewhere!
I'm stumped by the words "affluent" and "effluent" at present.... as far as I can tell those humans always boasting about their affluence are just spewing more effluence..... but I'm just a dog!
Mingusdog
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Playing "Hard to Get"
That's me with Chelsea kindly sharing my bed in the car with her. I play hard to get with her to no effect. Like me, she's more into T.B.. I can see it now, T.B. is going to haul us off to the sex therapist for correction.
Oh yeah, I have more fans too! In India! Romania. Scotland. And another bloke from the UK from Stoke on Trent.... sure that isn't "Toke" on Trent? No one seems very stoked by the place but there are some ancient ceramics there.
Yawn,
Mingusstudded
Saturday, October 18, 2008
The End of Affluence As a Creed
Look at the beautiful Fall colors on the trees behind me. T.B. and I are celebrating the end of affluence as a creed... I don't know exactly what that means but I think acts of random kindness that are not for profit are what she has in mind.
Love,
Minguslove
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Birthday
17 days until T.B.'s birthday, then 53 days til Christmas .... I suppose I could pony up and get enthused about more feasts and shenanigans AND LIVE! It doesn't cost ME anything! Is my presence present enough???
I'm reluctant about death... and life... maybe a few parties will shake my apathy!
Mingus
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thanksgiving
Yep, it was feast time again on Saturday night. I believe Auntie Robi was summoning, excuse me, channeling dog spirits, or maybe they were all just drinking dog spirits.... tough call... the men invented some code thing with the napkins whenever the camera came out... I think they didn't want their souls stolen by the camera, or maybe they were shooing away the spirits that Aunty Robi was summoning.... They blamed all their bizarre behavior on their buddy--B.C.
Melanie brought my young girlfriend, Chelsea, to dinner, but you'll notice that there are no pictures of us! There is turkey soup though.
Mingus
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Stupid Health Regulations and Limited Offerings at the Therapist's
I know, the quality of the picture is awful! T.B. used the camera in her phone and Dr. Khan lowers the lights after she puts the acupuncture needles in me so.... this is the result.... T.B. wants to find a clinic that does both human massage and acupuncture and canine massage and acupuncture so that she can have a treatment at the same time as me.... however, Stupid Health Regulations will ensure there is never such a clinic. When T.B. and I rule the world things will be different!
Mingus the fur-bearer
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Saturday, October 4, 2008
I Only Wanna Be With You
Bitch, as I told my therapist on the couch, Auntie Deen, "Christine is the only bitch for me". It was thoughtful of you to set me up with pretty Chelsea for Friday night date night, and I'm sorry I wasn't very hospitable or into her but she's half my age, and I have you, I don't need a Friday night date, and you gave up on dating in February so what makes you think I should date?
Mingus, the celebate, to the sound of Hootie and the Blowfish
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
On Wealth
Charles Mingus is speaking here on wealth, but I agree with all he said.... except I've never had any pockets... that's why I take T.B. with me everywhere I go--so she can be "my dollars in my pockets". The food and drug display constitutes the primary reason I'm still alive... wild Coho salmon, free range eggs, organic boiled Yukon gold potatoes, free range chicken stock, turmeric, vitamins, drugs, AND LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.... (you can't see the love on the table but it's in all of me and in everything T.B. cooks for me and it's in the way we are together--it's too bad T.B. isn't a Labrador Retriever I guess even though she thinks it's too bad I'm not a guy--who'd wanna be a human??!!!! I lucked out when I attracted T.B.--though she was married when we fell in love. I guess I was supposed to be a furkid, not a furhusband .... ah well... what can I say? I'm charming, reliable, loving and yes, a bit of a gigolo :-))
copyright 2008 Christine Saulnier, Mingusandthebitch
Mingus Is Love
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